Dear Dept. of Advice,

I was thinking of getting a new tattoo, what do you think I should get?  I was leaning towards this on my ribs, the side of my ribs, you know under my arms, maybe something 12" wide x whatever the proportion is.

Also, I was wondering if...
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Published 02/25/2010

Grammar Nazis

Dear Dept of Advice,

I once applied for an internship position with the Directors Bureau and I didn't get it.  I think it was because during the application process I drew this interpretation of this dog owned by the lady who interviewed me.  Do you think it effected my chances?

 Josh McKevitt

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dear josh...
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Published 02/25/2010

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Dear Dept. of Advice,

I'm thinking about breaking up with you. Sure, we had some laughs, but I have needs you don't fulfill anymore. I know I shouldn't care what my sister thinks but she makes a good point. Should I do it?

Sincerely,
Your Girlfriend

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dear girlfriend.
i am afraid you are mistaken.  the...
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Published 08/05/2009

Sharing is Caring

Dear Dept. of Advice,

I have some doritos and I was wondering if I should share some with the guy who works down at the corner liquor store, what do you think?

Sincerely,
Porous

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dear porous,
it is always nice to share.   however i recommend you avoid eating junk food, it is bad for your...
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Published 07/28/2009

Scared of Rollercoasters

Dear Dept of Advice,

I need help!  I am a 4th-grader who is about to take a class trip to Disneyland and I hate going on rides!  They scare me!  But I'm embarrassed to say anything because everyone will make fun of me.

What should I do?

Sincerely,
Scared of Rollercoasters

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dear scared of...
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Published 07/17/2009

Announcing The Department of Advice.
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Published 07/17/2009